1 00:00:00,287 --> 00:00:01,687 Previously on "Claws"... 2 00:00:01,689 --> 00:00:04,223 How is your boyfriend, Desna? 3 00:00:04,225 --> 00:00:06,926 Unfortunately, he was murdered. 4 00:00:06,928 --> 00:00:10,363 Back where I come from, when someone kills your family, 5 00:00:10,365 --> 00:00:12,732 you hunt them down. 6 00:00:12,734 --> 00:00:15,434 The owner of your dream salon, Glint Nails, 7 00:00:15,436 --> 00:00:17,136 has put it back on the market, 8 00:00:17,138 --> 00:00:19,038 and she's willing to play ball with you. 9 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,406 Shut up. 10 00:00:20,408 --> 00:00:23,876 The racist who didn't want to deal with my kind 11 00:00:23,878 --> 00:00:26,646 has now changed her tune? 12 00:00:26,648 --> 00:00:27,446 How's it going? 13 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:28,981 Detective Arlene Branch. 14 00:00:28,983 --> 00:00:31,851 [Chuckles] 15 00:00:31,853 --> 00:00:35,655 The Coombses... They... They had sex with me. 16 00:00:35,657 --> 00:00:38,591 We're pinning Roller's murder on my foster parents. 17 00:00:38,593 --> 00:00:42,128 18 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:44,230 - [Car door closes] - We did it. 19 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:45,831 We just got a call. 20 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,233 Clay: Take care of it. 21 00:00:47,235 --> 00:00:49,368 - Aah! - [Grunts] 22 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:51,170 [Gun cocks] 23 00:00:51,172 --> 00:00:53,039 [Gunshots] 24 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:55,574 Mr. Emerson. 25 00:00:55,576 --> 00:00:57,209 You're alive. 26 00:00:57,211 --> 00:00:58,711 [Lock clicks] 27 00:01:00,081 --> 00:01:01,447 We did this. 28 00:01:01,449 --> 00:01:03,416 We did not do this. 29 00:01:03,418 --> 00:01:05,318 We set the Coombses up to be killed. 30 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,653 No, we set them up to go to jail. 31 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:11,057 This was done by Uncle Daddy's corrupt po-po. 32 00:01:11,059 --> 00:01:12,325 Pol, this was done by Bryce. 33 00:01:12,327 --> 00:01:14,560 Because Uncle Daddy forced him to do it. 34 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:15,995 Listen, you guys, we didn't know any of this 35 00:01:15,997 --> 00:01:17,396 was gonna happen, okay? 36 00:01:17,398 --> 00:01:18,798 But it did. 37 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,366 Okay, and now Jenn has to live with the fact 38 00:01:20,368 --> 00:01:23,502 that her husband is a [whispers] murderer 39 00:01:23,504 --> 00:01:25,404 for the rest of their lives. 40 00:01:25,406 --> 00:01:28,774 She thinks that he avenged his brother's death. 41 00:01:28,776 --> 00:01:30,743 But he wasn't, Pol. 42 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:32,645 He killed my foster parents. 43 00:01:32,647 --> 00:01:34,547 Okay, but Jenn doesn't know that. 44 00:01:34,549 --> 00:01:37,249 - Right. - And she better never find out, 45 00:01:37,251 --> 00:01:38,784 otherwise, I'll beat your little ass. 46 00:01:38,786 --> 00:01:41,787 Hey, listen, Desna, those Coombses were terrible people. 47 00:01:41,789 --> 00:01:42,788 I know. 48 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,457 Well, now Dean never has to worry 49 00:01:44,459 --> 00:01:47,593 about those malevolent shitwipes again. 50 00:01:47,595 --> 00:01:49,895 - Dean: Des? - Hey, Deany. 51 00:01:49,897 --> 00:01:52,095 Hey, Des. I... 52 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:55,515 Hi, Virginia. Hey, Dean. 53 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:57,370 You look pretty. 54 00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:58,804 Thank you. 55 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:00,039 I-I'm hungry. 56 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:01,574 I'm right behind you, baby. 57 00:02:01,576 --> 00:02:04,608 I gotta go. It's a new day, Desna. 58 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:07,013 New day for us, too. Tits up. 59 00:02:07,015 --> 00:02:08,547 Dean: You didn't have bad dreams last night. 60 00:02:08,549 --> 00:02:10,016 Usually, I hear screaming. 61 00:02:10,018 --> 00:02:14,286 For the first time since Roller died, I actually slept. 62 00:02:16,891 --> 00:02:18,791 Yeah. 63 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:21,093 - [Clacking spoons rhythmically] - Hey! [Chuckles] 64 00:02:21,095 --> 00:02:23,129 Huh, go, Dean. 65 00:02:23,131 --> 00:02:27,533 Go, Dean. Don't get bashful now. 66 00:02:30,571 --> 00:02:31,537 The Coombses are dead. 67 00:02:31,539 --> 00:02:33,706 [Gags, chokes] What? 68 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:35,541 It was on the news this morning. 69 00:02:35,543 --> 00:02:38,277 They were part of a drug ring, yeah. 70 00:02:38,279 --> 00:02:40,394 They got what they deserved. 71 00:02:41,315 --> 00:02:42,415 Yeah, they did. 72 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:44,316 Are... you okay? 73 00:02:44,318 --> 00:02:47,586 Mm-hmm, I'm glad those assholes are dead. 74 00:02:51,492 --> 00:02:53,159 - Baby? - Mm-hmm? 75 00:02:53,161 --> 00:02:56,495 What went down last night? 76 00:02:56,497 --> 00:02:57,663 I want to talk about it. 77 00:02:57,665 --> 00:02:59,165 You want to talk about it? 78 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:00,566 [Sighs] 79 00:03:00,568 --> 00:03:01,901 You know, two years ago, 80 00:03:01,903 --> 00:03:04,103 that shit might have put me on a... on a bender. 81 00:03:04,105 --> 00:03:08,291 Like the time I woke up in Weeki Wachee with no pants 82 00:03:08,293 --> 00:03:09,954 and a pack of feral cats eating my hair. 83 00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:10,717 Yeah. 84 00:03:10,753 --> 00:03:13,446 But I've been workin' the program and doing the steps. 85 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:15,909 Truth be told, I'm proud of myself. 86 00:03:16,883 --> 00:03:18,884 I did what needed doing. 87 00:03:19,224 --> 00:03:21,353 And you've done all you promised Uncle Daddy. 88 00:03:21,355 --> 00:03:23,289 And we can get our life back, right? 89 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:24,957 Yes, ma'am. 90 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:26,425 [Sighs] 91 00:03:26,427 --> 00:03:29,028 In light of this news, I feel that you deserve a morning BJ. 92 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,777 Hmm. 93 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:33,666 Race you to the car. 94 00:03:33,668 --> 00:03:35,401 You know I got on heels! 95 00:03:35,403 --> 00:03:40,039 [Classical music playing] 96 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:43,742 When I saw you in that swamp, Mr. Emerson, 97 00:03:43,744 --> 00:03:45,945 I knew you were special. 98 00:03:45,947 --> 00:03:50,015 It's like the fates intervened and manifest my dreams. 99 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:55,621 My very own English suitor dropped from the sky. 100 00:03:55,623 --> 00:03:58,190 Look at you now. 101 00:03:58,192 --> 00:03:59,859 Lady, my chest hurts. 102 00:03:59,861 --> 00:04:02,528 You're like a gift from heaven, 103 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:05,998 Mr. Emerson, and I'm your guardian angel. 104 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,235 We're going to be like those couples in Italian movies. 105 00:04:09,237 --> 00:04:10,569 [Groaning] Let me go, please. 106 00:04:10,571 --> 00:04:12,438 We're going to have little porcelain plates 107 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,440 with tiny ham and cheese sandwiches 108 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:18,310 that don't fill you up, but make you feel rich. 109 00:04:18,312 --> 00:04:19,678 Let me use your phone, please. 110 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,115 Oh, no, no, Mr. Emerson, you don't need the phone. 111 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:26,161 We're going to make you strong again... 112 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:28,521 ...so we can walk the hillsides together. 113 00:04:28,523 --> 00:04:30,189 [Groans] No. 114 00:04:30,191 --> 00:04:33,325 [Panting] 115 00:04:33,327 --> 00:04:36,462 [Howling] 116 00:04:36,464 --> 00:04:41,676 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 117 00:04:41,968 --> 00:04:44,603 ["Turning Heads" by The Streak playing] 118 00:04:44,605 --> 00:04:48,674 Who's that girl? She got me goin' 119 00:04:48,676 --> 00:04:53,579 Yeah, who's that girl? She got me goin', hey 120 00:04:53,581 --> 00:04:57,750 All the heads are turning 121 00:04:57,752 --> 00:04:59,785 This real estate is prime. 122 00:04:59,787 --> 00:05:01,187 You know every single one of these 123 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:03,756 tight little housewives gets her poo-hole waxed. 124 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:06,225 - [Laughter] - Ooh! It even smells expensive, 125 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:08,494 like a mix of French perfume, 126 00:05:08,496 --> 00:05:11,096 new cars, and health care. 127 00:05:11,098 --> 00:05:13,165 [Laughter] 128 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:17,703 This is it. Our dreams are becoming a reality, ladies. 129 00:05:17,705 --> 00:05:20,272 Who been texting all day, Quiet Ann? 130 00:05:20,274 --> 00:05:24,710 [Gasps] Oh, I see that little girly blush on your cheeks. 131 00:05:24,712 --> 00:05:27,546 [Laughs] You got a little special someone, don't you? 132 00:05:27,548 --> 00:05:29,915 Ooh, well, right here, we can come every morning 133 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:32,718 - and have a little macchiato. - Ooh. 134 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,553 Bitch, you can't even spell macchiato. 135 00:05:34,555 --> 00:05:38,657 [Laughter] 136 00:05:38,659 --> 00:05:41,126 You got the sexy groove on 137 00:05:41,128 --> 00:05:43,862 You got me now that I've got the je ne sais pas 138 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:45,197 Na, na, na-na-na 139 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:48,834 Yeah, I'm that girl that got goin' 140 00:05:48,836 --> 00:05:50,269 No, I think I like it right here. 141 00:05:50,271 --> 00:05:52,137 Oh, Ann found the bar. 142 00:05:52,139 --> 00:05:53,305 At the bar! 143 00:05:53,307 --> 00:05:54,974 Excuse me, do you mind just stepping aside? 144 00:05:54,976 --> 00:05:58,043 I'm just trying to get a feel for the feng shui. 145 00:05:58,045 --> 00:05:59,445 Thank y'all. 146 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:02,043 _ 147 00:06:02,043 --> 00:06:04,043 _ 148 00:06:04,242 --> 00:06:06,242 _ 149 00:06:06,487 --> 00:06:08,287 - [Laughs] - [Fake laugh] 150 00:06:08,289 --> 00:06:10,856 It's amazing how clear racism is, 151 00:06:10,858 --> 00:06:12,758 even if it's spoken in another language. 152 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,293 Ms. Simms, you're here. 153 00:06:14,295 --> 00:06:18,998 Despite your many efforts to block me and my kind, I am. 154 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,566 Oh, I was just trying to be cautious. 155 00:06:20,568 --> 00:06:21,967 I hope you met my girls. 156 00:06:21,969 --> 00:06:23,936 Sadly, I can't take them to Tampa with me. 157 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:27,239 I did, and I was thinking about keeping some of them on, 158 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:29,475 but after that warm welcome I received, 159 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:33,912 I've decided to hire new techs to supplement my crew. 160 00:06:33,914 --> 00:06:36,649 - Glint has five stars on Yelp. - Whoa. 161 00:06:36,651 --> 00:06:39,285 My girls have won NailPalm twice. 162 00:06:39,287 --> 00:06:40,886 I knew you were all common. 163 00:06:40,888 --> 00:06:43,055 I didn't think you were dim-witted, as well. 164 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:46,759 [Laughs] You underestimate me. 165 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:49,328 These are the baddest bitches in Palmetto, 166 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,729 and the last thing we need is 167 00:06:50,731 --> 00:06:53,065 some Korean Barbies dragging us down, 168 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:56,135 so why don't all y'all be out by 6:00, 169 00:06:56,137 --> 00:06:59,569 and take these tacky fruit bowls with you. 170 00:07:00,474 --> 00:07:02,908 [All laughing] 171 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:09,648 [Toilet flushes] 172 00:07:12,019 --> 00:07:13,786 The old tampon in the toilet trick. 173 00:07:13,788 --> 00:07:15,754 Mm-hmm. That's harsh. 174 00:07:15,756 --> 00:07:17,690 And we planned on opening up this week, too. 175 00:07:17,692 --> 00:07:19,625 I just... I feel so bad. 176 00:07:19,627 --> 00:07:22,396 I wish I could help fix it, but I'm broke. 177 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:25,798 - Yes, you is. - Unlike you, Miss Relevance. 178 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,000 That's your third new bag this month. 179 00:07:28,002 --> 00:07:30,169 Don't tell me you trappin' again. 180 00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:31,070 I hit the lotto, girl. 181 00:07:31,072 --> 00:07:33,005 - Oh, girl, here we go. - Unh-unh. 182 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:36,742 I met a dude at the Winn-Dixie, pays me $400 an hour 183 00:07:36,744 --> 00:07:38,644 just to dance around in a Tweety Bird costume 184 00:07:38,646 --> 00:07:39,878 while he live streams it. 185 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,213 What?! You lyin'. 186 00:07:41,215 --> 00:07:43,682 Girl, I'm not hookin'. I'm not stealing. 187 00:07:43,684 --> 00:07:48,220 I am using my God-given talents to do honest work for perverts. 188 00:07:48,222 --> 00:07:52,191 Good for you, because that bag is cute. 189 00:07:52,193 --> 00:07:53,592 You want in? 190 00:07:53,594 --> 00:07:56,128 'Cause he's got friends with some similar proclivities. 191 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:58,797 And the house they shoot at, girl, super nice. 192 00:07:58,799 --> 00:08:02,067 Silk sheets, a bougie fridge full of all kind of food. 193 00:08:02,069 --> 00:08:03,635 Little chocolates and shit, girl. 194 00:08:03,637 --> 00:08:05,604 I'm not into that stuff anymore. 195 00:08:05,606 --> 00:08:07,206 I got a job now. 196 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,340 I got a crew. 197 00:08:08,342 --> 00:08:10,242 Those old bitches that whupped your ass? 198 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:12,878 [Scoffs] Call me when that shit blows up in your face. 199 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,247 Ooh, excuse me? 200 00:08:15,249 --> 00:08:17,075 But how your nails looking, though? 201 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:18,562 Bitch! They look good. Poppin', right? 202 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,529 - Okay. - You did that. Thank you. 203 00:08:20,531 --> 00:08:21,620 Mm-hmm. 204 00:08:22,723 --> 00:08:24,490 [Door bell dings] 205 00:08:24,492 --> 00:08:25,624 [Shoes squeaking] 206 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:26,925 How bad is it? 207 00:08:26,927 --> 00:08:29,795 Well, your pipes burst. 208 00:08:29,797 --> 00:08:32,564 Water penetrated in the structural cavities. 209 00:08:32,566 --> 00:08:33,966 You're gonna need epoxy. 210 00:08:33,968 --> 00:08:36,668 We know, baby, that you used to be a contractor. 211 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:38,003 Can you give it to us in English? 212 00:08:38,005 --> 00:08:39,905 Your floors are shot to shit. 213 00:08:39,907 --> 00:08:41,106 Rugs all need to be replaced. 214 00:08:41,108 --> 00:08:42,875 You got damage to the bathroom wall. 215 00:08:42,877 --> 00:08:44,243 How much we talking, Bryce? 216 00:08:44,245 --> 00:08:45,477 11, 12K. 217 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:46,912 Damn! 218 00:08:46,914 --> 00:08:48,680 Where am I supposed to get that kind of money? 219 00:08:48,682 --> 00:08:50,549 Well, go to the bank, get a loan. 220 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,718 Oh, Polly-Pol, you see life 221 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,386 through Caucasian-colored glasses. 222 00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:57,022 Maybe you could borrow the money from Uncle Daddy. 223 00:08:57,024 --> 00:08:58,090 Uh... 224 00:08:58,092 --> 00:09:00,192 Hell to the no, are you crazy? 225 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:02,294 - After all we just did to pay him back. - [Phone dings] 226 00:09:02,296 --> 00:09:03,962 And we are done with Uncle Daddy. 227 00:09:03,964 --> 00:09:08,365 Well, actually, he wants to see us right now. 228 00:09:08,969 --> 00:09:10,367 Good. 229 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:12,204 This'll give you a chance to tell him 230 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,206 you're done in person. 231 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,574 Yeah. 232 00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:17,376 Right. 233 00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:20,112 [Bell dings] 234 00:09:22,783 --> 00:09:25,284 Pol, that money we planted on the Coombses 235 00:09:25,286 --> 00:09:28,253 was all the money I had. 236 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:30,756 Am I ever gonna catch a break? 237 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:33,158 Things are gonna turn around. 238 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,294 They have to. 239 00:09:35,296 --> 00:09:39,061 [Sighs] Damn. 240 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,692 241 00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:46,559 I don't get it. Whose house is this? 242 00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:49,094 Bryce, let me tell you something. 243 00:09:49,096 --> 00:09:51,630 Knowing those Coombses are playing bingo 244 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,198 in hell with Hitler, Idi Amin, 245 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,835 and my first-grade teacher, Sister Grace Margaret, 246 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,708 truly appeases my soul. 247 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,007 Tell him you're done. 248 00:10:02,009 --> 00:10:03,142 Tell him. 249 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,044 Bryce, you have proven yourself. 250 00:10:05,046 --> 00:10:09,048 Not only as a Husser, but as a businessman. 251 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:12,351 Last week was the best the clinic's ever had. 252 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:14,553 - [Laughs] - Wait, really? 253 00:10:14,555 --> 00:10:16,725 That's why I got you this house. 254 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:19,625 What? 255 00:10:19,627 --> 00:10:21,961 Local schools, they got smaller classes, 256 00:10:21,963 --> 00:10:24,697 and they got... they got a music program. 257 00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:26,832 They got a... they got an edible garden 258 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,946 which is like a... like a farm-to-table shit. 259 00:10:30,765 --> 00:10:33,742 This, Bryce... This is a thank you 260 00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:38,711 and perhaps in a... an in... incen... 261 00:10:38,713 --> 00:10:41,413 God damn, that T-shirt's distracting me. 262 00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:47,152 Perhaps an incentive to keep on at the clinic. 263 00:10:47,154 --> 00:10:48,988 No strings attached. 264 00:10:55,296 --> 00:10:58,063 You know, Uncle Daddy, this... this is generous. 265 00:10:58,065 --> 00:11:01,066 It's beyond generous, but I don't... 266 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,702 - I don't think we can... - Wait. 267 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,270 It's got a music program? 268 00:11:05,272 --> 00:11:07,206 Yes, there is. 269 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,819 Baylor has been wanting to learn the clarinet. 270 00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:11,677 Son? 271 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,178 You done good. 272 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,493 You stepped up and made things right for Roller. 273 00:11:17,518 --> 00:11:19,585 Lord rest his soul. 274 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:21,987 - [Insects chirping] - [Italian opera music plays] 275 00:11:21,989 --> 00:11:23,789 Man: I love you. I love you. 276 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,890 This is what we're like. 277 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,825 Mr. Emerson, remember? 278 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:30,496 When you... you... you swooped me up in your arms, 279 00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,842 and you carried me to safety. 280 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:37,069 I still remember that little caf?. 281 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,570 [Sighs] 282 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,807 In the rain, darling, on the viala. 283 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,109 [Speaks French] 284 00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:47,846 [Music continues] 285 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,088 Will you stop playing around and help? 286 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,890 All right, Miss Attitude. Geez. 287 00:11:57,892 --> 00:12:00,059 I have an attitude because you not helping. 288 00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:01,412 But now I am. 289 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:05,431 Ooh, girl, look, there go those heifers from Glint. 290 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,799 [Speaking Korean] 291 00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:09,501 Go over there and tell me what they saying. 292 00:12:09,503 --> 00:12:13,372 For the last time, they're Korean, I'm Vietnamese. 293 00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:15,274 We are not the same, okay? 294 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,108 Desna. 295 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,576 Desna's stripper sidekick. 296 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,510 Careful. 297 00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:19,945 What a coincidence. 298 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,313 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about 299 00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,215 that unfortunate plumbing incident at Glint. 300 00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:25,050 We know you were behind it. 301 00:12:25,052 --> 00:12:27,820 Paranoia is not a flattering shade on you. 302 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:30,222 Look, we're just here to pick up our supplies for NailPalm. 303 00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:32,191 Okay, well, maybe we'll join, too, 304 00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:33,726 show all you hoes how it's really done. 305 00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:36,328 Whatever. That prize money is still ours. 306 00:12:41,435 --> 00:12:42,501 NailPalm? 307 00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:44,036 Oh, hell, no. 308 00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:45,537 The Koreans always win that. 309 00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:46,939 Well, they won't this time. 310 00:12:46,941 --> 00:12:48,841 We gonna show those racist bitches 311 00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:51,143 that black people, brown people, white people, 312 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,078 whatever the hell Virginia is 313 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,013 can kill it in the nail game. 314 00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:57,950 We are gonna show our talent and win that prize money. 315 00:12:57,952 --> 00:12:59,785 And it's not right how their kind run 316 00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:01,353 the entire beauty industry. 317 00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:03,789 [Laughs] You know, y'all are pretty prejudiced. 318 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:06,125 Stereotyping is human nature. 319 00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:09,361 It's how we understand to speak in high tones to a baby 320 00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:11,296 and loudly to a senior. 321 00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:12,598 I heard that on NPR. 322 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,733 [Speaks Korean] 323 00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:15,901 What she say? 324 00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:18,270 - [Laughs] - I don't know. 325 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:21,039 But I got respect for the Koreans, right? 326 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,608 My mentor was one. 327 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,576 But that Glint bitch? Mnh-mnh. 328 00:13:24,578 --> 00:13:27,780 She tried to redline me from getting my salon. 329 00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:29,815 That right there deserves a little side eye. 330 00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:31,583 Mm-hmm. 331 00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:32,785 Hey, girl. 332 00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:33,819 Hey, girl. 333 00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:35,220 - Polly. - Yeah. 334 00:13:35,222 --> 00:13:37,756 I got an ingrown on my bikini line needs tending, 335 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,358 and I can't get at it. Ouchie! 336 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,472 Okay, well, come on back, Scarlet, I got you. 337 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,967 So, I got some news. 338 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,646 Uncle Daddy got me and Bryce a new house. 339 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,437 A big new house. 340 00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:54,206 But it's in a better school district. 341 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,741 It's, like, near a playground. 342 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,476 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. How big? 343 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,214 Are you kidding me? 344 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,349 You know I been promising Dean a house. 345 00:14:04,351 --> 00:14:05,951 - I know. - And... And your husband, 346 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:08,053 what, worked at that clinic for all of what, a week? 347 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,122 Bryce earned that house. 348 00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:12,357 You know what he had to do to get it, so... 349 00:14:12,359 --> 00:14:14,359 But he's not gonna do stuff like that ever again. 350 00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:15,961 He's just gonna work at the clinic. 351 00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,629 Is this a joke? 352 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:21,133 Look, I want you to let me pay for the repairs at Glint. 353 00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:22,835 You know, you could "F" this NailPalm shit. 354 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:25,070 Des, just take the money. 355 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,372 I want the money, Jenn. 356 00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:29,641 I need the money. 357 00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:32,244 I deserve the money, hmm? 358 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,613 But I don't want shit from the Dixie Mafia. 359 00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:38,116 And if you had any sense, you wouldn't, either. 360 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:41,053 Uh-uh, I need some air. 361 00:14:45,392 --> 00:14:49,294 Can I get a six-piece shrimp with, um, extra sauce? 362 00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:50,329 Gotcha. 363 00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:52,898 Shit, Chaz, I don't have my purse. 364 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,299 Can I pay you in a few? 365 00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:56,568 - No way, Desna, I can't do it. - Are you serious? 366 00:14:56,570 --> 00:15:01,259 I eat here every day and I work across the parking lot. 367 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:05,430 I just need one freakin' thing to go right today. 368 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,314 [Haitian accent] Chaz, it's on me. 369 00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:10,749 Thank you. 370 00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:12,517 You're welcome. 371 00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:13,986 I'm Gregory Ruval. 372 00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:17,356 Yes, you are. [Chuckles] 373 00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:18,123 I'm Desna. 374 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,325 - Desna Simms. - Desna. 375 00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:21,727 Never, never gonna give you up 376 00:15:21,729 --> 00:15:23,195 Would you like to join me for lunch, maybe? 377 00:15:23,197 --> 00:15:25,831 I'm never, ever gonna stop... 378 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,333 I would, thank you. 379 00:15:28,335 --> 00:15:30,002 Girl, I just can't live with you 380 00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:34,406 Girl, you got it 381 00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:40,342 And he's a doctor? 382 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,111 Not just a doctor. 383 00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,846 - He's a gynecologist. - Ooh! 384 00:15:43,848 --> 00:15:44,780 What?! 385 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:48,183 - Yes! - [Laughs] Yes. 386 00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:50,052 Oh, my arm hairs all just stood on end. 387 00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:52,688 It is finally a reason to get a pap smear. 388 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,890 Hold on, y'all. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 389 00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:58,060 He even drives a Mercedes E Class. 390 00:15:58,062 --> 00:15:59,862 Ladies, you know what that means. 391 00:15:59,864 --> 00:16:02,631 Big car, big dick. 392 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,434 - [Laughing] - She's in front of the customers. 393 00:16:05,436 --> 00:16:07,636 Y'all are so nasty. 394 00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:09,405 Ann, stop it. 395 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:12,441 The man said he wants to take me on a real date. 396 00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:14,576 Polly, give her a full Brazilian. 397 00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:15,811 What?! 398 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:17,179 All of it, off! 399 00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,648 Listen, there's gonna be a lot of romance tonight, 400 00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,783 but a classy guy like that? 401 00:16:20,785 --> 00:16:22,217 No nookie till the second date. 402 00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:24,820 A full bush will protect you from succumbing, 403 00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:27,956 like that thorn bush outside of Sleeping Beauty's castle. 404 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:29,425 [Laughing] 405 00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:34,196 Okay, all of y'all are up in my personal business, okay? 406 00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,631 What we need to be figuring out... 407 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,099 what we gonna do at NailPalm. 408 00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:38,834 Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you. I looked it up. 409 00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:42,271 It turns out, only four people per team can be on the roster. 410 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:45,107 One of us has to be an alternate which means... 411 00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:47,943 Quiet Ann, sorry, girl. [Scoffs] 412 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,079 China Doll, you're the alternate. 413 00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:52,281 Wait, wait, wait, what? You said I'm getting better. 414 00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:53,882 - You are, but... - But what? 415 00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,517 Quiet Ann doesn't even do manicures. 416 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,052 She doesn't even have a station. 417 00:16:57,054 --> 00:16:59,388 Her holo chromes and her miniatures are on point. 418 00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:02,191 It's not that she don't know how to do nails, it's just that... 419 00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,358 Sadly, I'm a leg man. 420 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,360 - That part. - That's bullshit. 421 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:07,863 Screw y'all. 422 00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,965 - I'm out. - [Door slams] 423 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:12,868 Did she just roll outta here like that? 424 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,436 Real slow, just like... 425 00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:15,771 Go on. 426 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,339 427 00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:18,841 Gladys: [Groaning] Oh. 428 00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:24,413 [Laughing] Oh. 429 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:27,883 Mr. Emerson, you were right. 430 00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:29,384 Taking you off the morphine 431 00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:32,588 has made you a much more focused lover. 432 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,591 Are you ready for another go? 433 00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:37,392 I need a minute. 434 00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:38,527 But baby girl, I... [Electricity crackles] 435 00:17:38,529 --> 00:17:41,964 [Screams] Miss Honeychild, 436 00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,199 I... [Giggling] 437 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:50,139 I have other ways to make you smile. 438 00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:53,408 Lovely. 439 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,445 [Moaning] 440 00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:58,947 [Phone ringing] 441 00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:00,082 Don't stop. 442 00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:02,217 It's just my gallerist. 443 00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:04,119 [Phone rings] [Moaning] 444 00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:05,320 - [Beeps] - Larry? 445 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,623 Yes, it's very sweet of you 446 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,925 to think of me for Art South Beach... 447 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,561 God. [Gasping] 448 00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:17,299 No, I know you're only asking me because that pussy Jeff Koons 449 00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:19,468 is probably at a DAPL protest. 450 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,336 Kisses to Alice! 451 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,571 - [Beeps] - An art show? 452 00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,673 I never knew you were an artist baby... 453 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:25,974 Miss Honeychurch. 454 00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:27,376 We'll discuss this later. 455 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:30,813 Mr. Beebe and the others will be here any moment. 456 00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,881 Quick. Quick. 457 00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:37,653 [Hip-hop music playing] 458 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:40,489 Relevance. Hey. 459 00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:42,324 What's up, girl? I changed my mind. 460 00:18:42,326 --> 00:18:44,026 Call that webcam guy, because I'm in. 461 00:18:44,028 --> 00:18:45,093 [Chuckles] For real? 462 00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,228 Yeah, let's do this. 463 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:49,064 Let's make this money, girl. 464 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:52,701 So, did you always know you wanted to be a doctor? 465 00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:56,972 No, actually, I wanted to be a professional break dancer. 466 00:18:56,974 --> 00:18:58,492 - [Chuckles] Shut up. - Yeah. 467 00:18:58,494 --> 00:19:00,008 [Laughs] Oh! 468 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,310 Get it, get it. 469 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:04,012 - [Laughs] - That's cute. 470 00:19:04,014 --> 00:19:05,336 Yep. 471 00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,749 But no. 472 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:12,821 The truth is, I watched a lot of my people die in Haiti, 473 00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:14,089 preventable deaths. 474 00:19:14,091 --> 00:19:18,516 So I guess I just wanted to right the wrongs. 475 00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:20,495 How about you? 476 00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:23,465 Owning a nail salon, was it always your dream? 477 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:26,168 I never thought I'd own anything. 478 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,805 A Korean girl in the foster home I was living in 479 00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,139 taught me how to do nails, 480 00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:34,610 and I perfected my skill at a strip club 481 00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:36,044 in my neighborhood. 482 00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:38,881 Do not judge me. 483 00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:40,182 Not as a dancer. 484 00:19:40,184 --> 00:19:42,818 I did nails for the strippers. 485 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,253 - Got it? - Okay. 486 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:46,321 [Laughs] Yeah. 487 00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:49,391 And then a nail place opened up in my neighborhood, 488 00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:50,659 and me and my best friend, Jenn, 489 00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:52,861 would go there every single day 490 00:19:52,863 --> 00:19:55,764 until we convinced the owner to hire both of us. 491 00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:57,532 Wow, that's a great story. 492 00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:01,403 I respect a lady who goes after what she really wants. 493 00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:03,272 Oh, I go after what I want. 494 00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:05,173 [Both laugh] 495 00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:07,309 Never, ever gonna give you up 496 00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:10,913 You know, I never met anyone quite like you before. 497 00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:14,149 Girl, I just can't live without you 498 00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,217 I'm never... 499 00:20:15,219 --> 00:20:17,119 [Cellphone rings] 500 00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:18,754 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 501 00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:21,723 This could be my brother, and he has special needs. 502 00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:22,958 Can you give me one second? 503 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,693 Of course. 504 00:20:24,695 --> 00:20:25,994 Hello? 505 00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,096 There's been an unmarked police car outside the clinic 506 00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:29,364 for well over an hour. 507 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,300 Kenneth, you gettin' on my nerves. 508 00:20:31,302 --> 00:20:32,801 Call Bryce. 509 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,269 I did. He didn't answer. 510 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,537 Look, if you don't come down soon, 511 00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:36,972 I'm gonna start flushing pills. 512 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,607 And I know that's self-defeating 513 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,242 and it's not necessary, but you know I'm gonna do it. 514 00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:43,142 I'm gonna do it because I have no other ideas. 515 00:20:43,948 --> 00:20:45,186 [Phone beeps] 516 00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:50,886 Umm, a fire alarm is going off at my salon. 517 00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:53,388 It's probably just a short circuit, but... 518 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,456 So you need to go? 519 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,691 Yeah. I'll drive you. 520 00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:57,359 No, no, no. 521 00:20:57,361 --> 00:21:00,762 It's out of the way, and I could just catch a cab. 522 00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,531 But thank you. 523 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,266 I had a wonderful time. 524 00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,635 Maybe we could do it again. 525 00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:08,303 Gotta go. 526 00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:17,746 Come on, hurry. 527 00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:20,015 Come here, come here, come here. 528 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,251 Ken, I left a date with a hot gynecologist for this. 529 00:21:23,253 --> 00:21:25,220 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 530 00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:26,188 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 531 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,856 See? What's it doing here? 532 00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:29,858 We're being staked out. 533 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,777 What are you doing? 534 00:21:35,265 --> 00:21:37,029 Where are you going? 535 00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,074 Are you gonna say something? 536 00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:43,605 Des! What? 537 00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:45,507 Oh, shit. 538 00:21:45,509 --> 00:21:48,844 Detective Arlene Branch. Nice to meet you. 539 00:21:54,084 --> 00:21:55,550 Desna: Stop looking, Kenneth! 540 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,950 541 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,385 [Bell dings] 542 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:04,289 You know you got that special somethin' 543 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,324 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 544 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,192 - A cop? - No bacon. 545 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,928 Hon, you know better. 546 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:11,329 End this shit, Ann. 547 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,598 Go back to dating less-complicated women, 548 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,902 like your desperate housewives with jealous husbands. 549 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,405 Ann. 550 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:21,657 Thank you. 551 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,442 Why were you even there? 552 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,977 Weren't you supposed to be on a date? 553 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:30,148 What happened was, Ken called me having a damn meltdown, 554 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,649 and I had to go to the clinic. 555 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,017 Really? 556 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,052 What? 557 00:22:34,054 --> 00:22:35,787 Why y'all looking at me? 558 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:36,955 Girl. 559 00:22:36,957 --> 00:22:38,890 I know an act of self-sabotage when I see one. 560 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:42,649 You are talking to the queen of masturbatory punishment. 561 00:22:42,651 --> 00:22:43,761 Queens. 562 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,431 Our parents didn't instill us with a good sense of self-worth. 563 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:49,434 - That's true. - Knock it off, all of you, okay? 564 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,703 I'm not self-sabotaging. 565 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:55,306 Oh, okay then, go call that mash-up 566 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:59,010 of Common and George Clooney and apologize. 567 00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:00,878 Offer to make him dinner tonight. 568 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,647 Okay, no. 569 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,015 NailPalm is tomorrow. 570 00:23:04,017 --> 00:23:04,983 I need to rest. 571 00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:06,584 You gotta get a release. 572 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,119 Forget my no-sex policy. 573 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:13,391 A big O tonight will assure you a big V ma?ana. 574 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,026 - [Ann Laughs] - A big V 575 00:23:15,028 --> 00:23:17,095 O equals V I'm talkin' 576 00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:18,162 O and V 577 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,198 O equals V 578 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,866 What? Come on. 579 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,501 [Moaning] 580 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,004 I can't stand y'all. Come on, you can do it. 581 00:23:26,006 --> 00:23:27,138 Okay, fine, I'll call him. 582 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,874 [Bell dings] 583 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:30,708 Oh, hey. 584 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,310 Uhh, she's on the phone. 585 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:33,811 Dr. Ken: I brought these as an apology, 586 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:37,548 especially since she recently saved my life, you know, 587 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,284 but seriously? A cop? 588 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,853 She rocks my world. 589 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:45,089 [Sighs] 590 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,457 You a little stressed? 591 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,893 I mean, you were nearly murdered by a co-worker. 592 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,261 That would take its toll on anybody. 593 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,497 - I keep reliving it. - Oh. 594 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,965 You should see my pulse. 595 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:54,832 I don't sleep. 596 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,968 I haven't shit in four days. 597 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:57,735 It's out of control. 598 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:58,970 Everything is out of control, 599 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:00,705 and I don't know what I'm gonna... 600 00:24:02,976 --> 00:24:04,142 Oh. 601 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:07,429 Apologies, but that had to be done, honey. 602 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,881 [Sighs] 603 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,082 What? 604 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:13,718 - Huh. - What? 605 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,020 All right, y'all. It's done. 606 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,157 Dr. Gregory Ruval will be at my house tonight 607 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:20,825 for a home-cooked meal. 608 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,393 What are you gonna cook, though? 609 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:24,662 I don't think Dr. Ruval is gonna want a Lean Cuisine. 610 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:29,534 Ann is gonna hook me up with her famous empanadas. 611 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:31,402 You ain't gonna have nothin' else to do tonight 612 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:34,472 since you not dating the little cop. 613 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:38,443 - [Laughs] - I'm gonna take that as a yes. 614 00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:40,411 [Laughs] 615 00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:45,817 [Up-tempo music playing] 616 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,091 [Music continues] 617 00:24:53,093 --> 00:24:54,892 [Water splashing] 618 00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,063 Girls! 619 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,698 Go on and get changed. 620 00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:07,772 Hey, hey, Jennifer? 621 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,700 How'd... How'd you get this house? 622 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,660 What you mean? 623 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,112 Like, 'cause you do nails like... like my sister, 624 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:15,613 and then Desi said that Bryce is not 625 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,049 a particularly successful life coach. 626 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:19,484 [Nails clatter] 627 00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,953 Uh, and I know a new house like this costs a lot of money, 628 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,388 so one of you must have a new job 629 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,791 that's greatly improved your salary. 630 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:30,394 I do have a new job... running the clinic. 631 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,929 Oh, oh. 632 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:36,033 And weirdly, I'm better at it than I am at coaching 633 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,435 or contracting. 634 00:25:37,437 --> 00:25:40,271 And I guess if Uncle Daddy ever needs some help sometime, 635 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:41,506 I mean, I might help him. 636 00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:42,473 I mean, look at this house, you know. 637 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:43,441 [Gasps] [Thud!] 638 00:25:43,443 --> 00:25:44,475 Hey! Oh! 639 00:25:44,477 --> 00:25:45,576 Are you okay? Are you okay? 640 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,844 - Let me see that. - I'm fine. 641 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,813 I'm just gonna... I'ma get some ice. 642 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,248 - I'm fine. - Are you okay? 643 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,683 She's fine, she's fine. 644 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,086 I got a new job, too, yeah, body building. 645 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:57,588 I got invited to a show in South Beach. 646 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,723 Sounds impressive. 647 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,876 Yeah, that's impressive. 648 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,060 Sh-Should I invite Virginia? 649 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:10,902 You know, Dean, abundance in life 650 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:15,072 can only come through abundance in love. 651 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:21,112 Ye-Yeah, but should I... should I invite Virginia? 652 00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:22,647 [Latin music plays] 653 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,682 Polly: Those flowers really brighten things up. 654 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,818 Oh, it's still a dump. 655 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,619 - What? - Oh! 656 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,620 I'm freakin' out. 657 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,422 Oh, what is going on? 658 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,124 The place is a wreck. 659 00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:36,994 I wanted to look sophisticated for my date. 660 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,697 Instead I think I look like I'm going to an African prom. 661 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,666 [Laughs] No. I just can't. 662 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,768 You look amazing. 663 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,870 Girl, what is really going on? 664 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:49,707 This man is handsome and well-dressed. 665 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,108 He got an M.D. in cootchie. 666 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,644 I mean, what does he want to date me for? 667 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,048 You're a gorgeous, talented badass, that's why. 668 00:26:57,050 --> 00:27:00,184 - Ooh. - You should wear this. 669 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,654 It reminds me of what Jen Aniston wore to her 40th. 670 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,323 Gosh, she was luminous. 671 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:06,424 Put it back. 672 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:09,193 Put it back. 673 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,361 Food's up. 674 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:11,495 It smells so good. 675 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,997 Come here. 676 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:17,101 I am so lucky to have y'all. 677 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:20,338 I love y'all, and thank you for tonight. 678 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:24,842 Rest up, 'cause tomorrow, we gots to kill it. 679 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,744 [Phone ringing] 680 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,982 Desna: Hey, uh, Jenn. Is everything okay with Dean? 681 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,984 Yeah, yeah, he's playing Monopoly with the girls. 682 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:37,655 Um, I got some bad news. I banged up my thumb real bad. 683 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,257 I just got back from Urgent Care, 684 00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:41,092 and there's no way I'm gonna be able to compete tomorrow. 685 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:44,328 Shit! So Virginia's on the team now? 686 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,430 Her acrylics are raggedy. 687 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,598 I'm so sorry, babe. 688 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,000 Maybe the judges will be blind. 689 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,636 You know how important NailPalm is. 690 00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:54,972 Why were you using a hammer, anyway? 691 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,674 What were you doing, putting up 692 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:59,010 a Goddamn Mona Lisa in your new mansion? 693 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,478 Don't you have servants for that? 694 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,079 That's not fair. 695 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,548 Don't even get me started on what fair is, Jenn, 696 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,817 - if you... - [Doorbell rings] 697 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,586 I gotta go. 698 00:28:08,588 --> 00:28:10,187 [Phone beeps] 699 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,489 [Exhales] 700 00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:12,823 [Clears throat] 701 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,015 Hi. 702 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,166 I'm Gregory. 703 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:25,369 Gregory, this is Quiet Ann and Polly, 704 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,904 and they were just leaving. 705 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:30,408 Wow, you are as scrumptious as a Georgia peach pie. 706 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:32,243 Okay. 707 00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:35,379 [Whispering] Eat him up! Lick the filling! 708 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,248 [Laughs] 709 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,953 My friends are crazy. 710 00:28:41,955 --> 00:28:47,224 Listen, thank you for giving me a second chance. 711 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:52,130 Well, it takes more than one fire alarm to scare me away. 712 00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:54,258 How about that? 713 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,218 You hungry? 714 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,235 Yes. 715 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,338 So nice to have dinner with a gentleman. 716 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:04,375 The secret to a sexy look is three-point lighting 717 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:05,576 with some bounce. 718 00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:07,044 Right, okay. 719 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,679 This your first time? 720 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:10,982 Oh, no, I used to do phone sex back in the day. 721 00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:12,316 I'm totally cool. 722 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,985 [Laughs] 723 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:16,754 Well, as soon as I posted your picture, 724 00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:19,491 I got 500 new subscribers. 725 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,325 Wow. 726 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,462 Yeah, I find that Asians make the best rabbits. 727 00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,330 Okay. Um... 728 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:30,134 All right, so what kind of moves were you thinking? 729 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:33,237 Some bunny hops, a tail wiggle, um... 730 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:35,940 [clicks tongue] little noises? 731 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,260 Uh, what are you... 732 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:42,913 So, usually the order is cowgirl, 733 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,448 then missionary, 734 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:48,437 and then we end with doggie, which we refer to as bunny. 735 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,921 Uh, okay, my friend, Relevance, 736 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,124 said it was just gonna be me dancing. 737 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,860 Well, your friend dropped the details. 738 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:59,663 Okay, well, no problem, just a misunderstanding. 739 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,565 Oh, oh, oh, oh, where you going? 740 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:02,767 I'm leaving. 741 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:04,301 Bitch, I already paid you. 742 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,270 Okay, here, look, take the money back. 743 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:09,306 No, I've got 500 horny guys online 744 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:10,908 paying big bucks to watch this. 745 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,143 No, I don't think so, you stay. 746 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,677 Okay, look, that's not my problem. 747 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:14,645 It is your problem! 748 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,281 Get off of me! Ugh! 749 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:18,449 [Screams] 750 00:30:18,451 --> 00:30:20,217 [Door slams] 751 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,557 Let me be straightforward with you. 752 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,936 I've been doing the online thing... 753 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:34,198 the hookups, the flakes, everything. 754 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,903 What I'm looking for is consistency, companionship, 755 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,447 something real. 756 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:47,812 Umm, let me say hustlers, check. 757 00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:50,448 Losers, check. 758 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:54,819 I'm, um... [Sighs] 759 00:30:54,821 --> 00:30:57,388 Something real would be nice. 760 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:16,440 [Phone ringing] 761 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,342 Go ahead, get it. 762 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,376 You sure? 763 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,212 No, please. 764 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,214 Okay. I'll make it quick. 765 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,318 Fast, fast, fast. One second. 766 00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:30,788 This better be an emergency. 767 00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:32,289 [Shakily] You have to help me. 768 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,558 I was supposed to dance like a bunny on this webcam thing, 769 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,428 but now the guy wants to have sex with me. 770 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:38,629 Girl, bye. 771 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,664 Please, listen, I'm serious. 772 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:41,932 He tried to put his hands on me. 773 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,000 I can't get out of here. 774 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,928 Man: Open the door! 775 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,038 [Sighs] I'm on my way. 776 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,579 147 Coconut Drive. 777 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:56,847 Um, I have an emergency, and, uh, I need to leave. 778 00:31:56,849 --> 00:31:58,942 Sounds very familiar. 779 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,152 I'm sorry. 780 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:03,053 - [Pounding] - Time to come out, little bunny. 781 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,221 We go live in 3 minutes. 782 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,956 Stay the hell away from me! 783 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,892 Open the Goddamn door! 784 00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:09,393 [Door slams open] 785 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:12,329 - Where is she?! - [Baseball bat thuds] 786 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,565 Virginia! Kick his ass! 787 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:16,634 [Muffled] Virginia! 788 00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:18,202 [Glass shattering] 789 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,103 Run! 790 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,738 [Indistinct shouting] 791 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,072 Go! 792 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:23,240 ...tell you where your face at 793 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,209 Got dough like a baker 794 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,744 So, whatcha gonna watch now? 795 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:28,879 See you later, alligator 796 00:32:28,881 --> 00:32:30,581 What is wrong with you, China Doll? 797 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:34,144 Why do you keep doing stupid shit? 798 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,354 [Crying] What else am I supposed to do? 799 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:40,291 I worked so hard to get my nails better, 800 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:42,326 for all of you guys to like me, 801 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,321 to be a part of your stupid... 802 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:49,099 I'm sorry for ruining your date. 803 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,068 What you need to be sorry about is that 804 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,971 you almost got yourself killed back there. 805 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:56,273 Ain't you tired yet, Virginia? 806 00:32:56,275 --> 00:33:00,277 Sucking dick, turning trick, all this nonsense. 807 00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:04,415 Girl. 808 00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:07,636 There's a certain type of dirty you can't wash out. 809 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,655 Get your shit together, Virginia. 810 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,433 You hear me? 811 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,161 Get it together. Get a good night's rest, 812 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,363 'cause you're competing at NailPalm tomorrow. 813 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:20,564 What? 814 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,765 What? 815 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:22,900 I'm going?! 816 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,134 Ain't that what I just said? 817 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,970 Ann, I'm going to NailPa... 818 00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:26,971 You are. 819 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:28,038 Oh, my God. 820 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,206 Thank you! 821 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,208 [Sobbing] Okay, okay, okay. 822 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,477 Ann, am I really going to NailPalm? 823 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,704 You're going. 824 00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,665 [Sobbing] Okay. 825 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,582 Ann, step on it. 826 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:40,786 [Tires squeal] 827 00:33:40,788 --> 00:33:41,683 I'm a big girl 828 00:33:41,722 --> 00:33:44,156 [Club music plays] 829 00:33:47,332 --> 00:33:49,132 What is wrong with your face? 830 00:33:49,134 --> 00:33:50,700 I hate my roller set. 831 00:33:50,702 --> 00:33:52,202 I feel like I look like Curly Sue. 832 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:56,306 Girl, you are giving me Diana Ross realness, okay? 833 00:33:56,308 --> 00:33:58,108 Well, I'll take it. 834 00:33:58,110 --> 00:33:59,175 Be still. 835 00:33:59,177 --> 00:34:01,745 Spillsie, I ran out on the good doctor again 836 00:34:01,747 --> 00:34:03,279 'cause of Virginia's bullshit. 837 00:34:03,281 --> 00:34:04,581 No, you did not. 838 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,416 Yes, I did, and I haven't heard from him, 839 00:34:06,418 --> 00:34:08,418 so I know he thinks I'm a flake. 840 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,020 He does not think you are a flake. 841 00:34:10,022 --> 00:34:12,422 You have a complicated life. 842 00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:13,757 Wait. 843 00:34:13,759 --> 00:34:15,892 And Virginia is an idiot. 844 00:34:15,894 --> 00:34:17,360 [Sighs] 845 00:34:17,362 --> 00:34:18,661 Babe, do I need to say the thing 846 00:34:18,663 --> 00:34:20,063 about the fish in the sea? 847 00:34:20,065 --> 00:34:21,664 There's so many... You know how many piranhas 848 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:23,233 I had to rim before I met Bryce? 849 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:24,567 [Chuckles] 850 00:34:24,569 --> 00:34:26,002 I know the last few days have been eventful, 851 00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:29,406 but we're gonna turn shit around. 852 00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:31,636 What happened with your thumb? 853 00:34:32,711 --> 00:34:34,010 [Sighs] I hurt it. 854 00:34:34,012 --> 00:34:35,578 Bryce let on that he's gonna be doing more 855 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:37,380 than just the clinic with Uncle Daddy, 856 00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:39,149 but we talked about it, 857 00:34:39,151 --> 00:34:41,354 and I feel like it's gonna be fine. 858 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,020 Y'all were doing so good. 859 00:34:44,022 --> 00:34:45,855 Yeah, I know, but now, you know, with the house, 860 00:34:45,857 --> 00:34:47,190 it's a little more complicated, 861 00:34:47,192 --> 00:34:49,659 and I just feel like if we get a few months, 862 00:34:49,661 --> 00:34:51,194 - then we'll be able... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 863 00:34:51,196 --> 00:34:55,498 You were the one that said the Hussers were like quicksand, 864 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,667 and you were right, okay? 865 00:34:57,669 --> 00:35:01,538 Uncle Daddy is... is an unhinged lunatic. 866 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,139 Girl. 867 00:35:03,141 --> 00:35:06,309 You gonna have to give that house back. 868 00:35:06,311 --> 00:35:08,845 - What? - It's not worth it. 869 00:35:08,847 --> 00:35:10,213 Well, that's easy for you to say, Des. 870 00:35:10,215 --> 00:35:12,082 I got kids to think about. I got a family. 871 00:35:12,084 --> 00:35:13,817 I am thinking about your family. 872 00:35:13,819 --> 00:35:15,585 - For real? - Yeah. 873 00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:16,786 You're not a little bit mad 874 00:35:16,788 --> 00:35:18,054 that I got the house that you wanted? 875 00:35:18,056 --> 00:35:20,423 - Wow. - 'Cause it seems like you are. 876 00:35:20,425 --> 00:35:22,325 Okay, that right there is not fair. 877 00:35:22,327 --> 00:35:24,494 What's not fair is that you think that I don't deserve it, 878 00:35:24,496 --> 00:35:26,062 that I didn't work hard. 879 00:35:26,064 --> 00:35:28,164 I can't have nice things, my girls can't have nice things? 880 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:31,701 I don't understand. Why can't you be happy for me? 881 00:35:31,703 --> 00:35:33,069 Happy for you? 882 00:35:33,071 --> 00:35:35,905 You want me to be happy for you that your husband 883 00:35:35,907 --> 00:35:38,675 is officially in the Dixie Mafia, 884 00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:40,043 - which... - Shh. 885 00:35:40,045 --> 00:35:43,279 [whispering] which makes you officially a mob wife. 886 00:35:43,281 --> 00:35:44,581 What does that make you? 887 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,749 Are we not doing the exact same thing? 888 00:35:46,751 --> 00:35:48,118 My situation is different. 889 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,720 Girl, can you come down off the cross? 890 00:35:50,722 --> 00:35:52,422 We need the wood. 891 00:35:52,424 --> 00:35:54,469 You don't think this is just a little bit hypocritical? 892 00:35:55,393 --> 00:35:57,026 You know what? I love you. 893 00:35:57,028 --> 00:36:00,430 I'm gonna go inside and get a good seat 894 00:36:00,432 --> 00:36:01,698 so I can support you, 895 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,566 which is what real friends do. 896 00:36:09,774 --> 00:36:11,774 [Sighs] 897 00:36:17,716 --> 00:36:22,085 [Hip-hop music playing] 898 00:36:22,087 --> 00:36:23,553 Clay. 899 00:36:23,555 --> 00:36:24,821 Chip. 900 00:36:24,823 --> 00:36:26,156 That the new partner? 901 00:36:26,158 --> 00:36:28,691 How's it going? 902 00:36:28,693 --> 00:36:30,193 We got nothing in common. 903 00:36:30,195 --> 00:36:33,796 Doesn't go to the track or drink, doesn't even watch TV, 904 00:36:33,798 --> 00:36:35,298 not even the "NCIS's." 905 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,533 - Chip. - What? 906 00:36:36,535 --> 00:36:37,934 Don't let the fact that I haven't shot you yet 907 00:36:37,936 --> 00:36:39,969 signal interest in your words. 908 00:36:39,971 --> 00:36:42,058 I just want to know if she gonna be a problem. 909 00:36:42,841 --> 00:36:44,908 I've met chipmunks smarter than that one. 910 00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:46,646 That's what I want to hear. 911 00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:49,746 I got a little thank you for the Coombs situation. 912 00:36:49,748 --> 00:36:51,414 Ooh, thank you. 913 00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,249 I'll bring you up to Georgia, 914 00:36:53,251 --> 00:36:55,985 see about getting you a role in our expansion up there. 915 00:36:55,987 --> 00:36:58,241 I like the sound of that. Thank you. 916 00:37:03,161 --> 00:37:05,061 Jennifer: [Distant] Why can't you be happy for me? 917 00:37:05,063 --> 00:37:06,963 [Sighs] 918 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:08,752 That's what real friends do. 919 00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:11,901 [Public Enemy's "Fight the Power" plays] 920 00:37:11,903 --> 00:37:15,205 Get it, get it, get it 921 00:37:15,207 --> 00:37:16,973 Come on 922 00:37:16,975 --> 00:37:19,609 Get it, get it, get it 923 00:37:19,611 --> 00:37:21,211 Come on 924 00:37:21,213 --> 00:37:24,414 Hello, welcome to NailPalm! 925 00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,216 [Applause] 926 00:37:28,587 --> 00:37:30,687 I'm your host, Peggy Lipton. 927 00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,889 [Cheers and applause] 928 00:37:32,891 --> 00:37:34,224 Here you go, folks. 929 00:37:34,226 --> 00:37:38,661 The theme for Round 1 is Signs of Springtime. 930 00:37:38,663 --> 00:37:41,130 You've got 20 minutes. Go! 931 00:37:41,132 --> 00:37:43,733 1989, the number, another summer 932 00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:44,867 Get down 933 00:37:44,869 --> 00:37:46,502 Sound of the funky drummer 934 00:37:46,504 --> 00:37:48,037 Music hittin' your heart [Cheers and applause] 935 00:37:48,039 --> 00:37:50,373 'Cause I know you got soul 936 00:37:53,578 --> 00:37:56,346 Round 2, Travel Through Time. 937 00:37:56,348 --> 00:37:58,047 While the black bands sweat 938 00:37:58,049 --> 00:37:59,749 And the rhythm rhymes rollin' 939 00:37:59,751 --> 00:38:01,317 Got to give us what we want 940 00:38:01,319 --> 00:38:03,686 Got to give us what we need 941 00:38:03,688 --> 00:38:05,989 Our freedom of speech is freedom or death 942 00:38:05,991 --> 00:38:08,658 We got to fight the powers that be 943 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:15,965 - Fight the power - [Buzzer] 944 00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:20,603 Round 3, Female Icons. 945 00:38:20,605 --> 00:38:22,372 Fight the power 946 00:38:22,374 --> 00:38:23,640 Fight the power 947 00:38:23,642 --> 00:38:26,342 We've got to fight the powers that be 948 00:38:26,344 --> 00:38:28,077 As the rhythm designed to bounce 949 00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:29,212 What counts is that the rhyme's 950 00:38:29,214 --> 00:38:31,214 Designed to fill your mind 951 00:38:31,216 --> 00:38:33,082 Now that you've realized the pride's arrived 952 00:38:33,084 --> 00:38:35,518 We got to pump the stuff to make us tough 953 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,553 [Buzzer] 954 00:38:37,555 --> 00:38:39,122 [Applause] 955 00:38:39,124 --> 00:38:40,323 To revolutionize, make a change nothin's strange 956 00:38:40,325 --> 00:38:42,225 People, people, we are the same 957 00:38:42,227 --> 00:38:44,694 No, we're not the same, 'cause we don't know the game 958 00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:49,832 The teams that will compete in the finals are... 959 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:53,670 Mrs. Kim's Best Nail Girls... 960 00:38:53,672 --> 00:38:55,805 and Desna's Divas. 961 00:38:55,807 --> 00:38:58,675 - [Screaming] - [Applause] 962 00:38:59,044 --> 00:39:00,843 Fight the power 963 00:39:00,845 --> 00:39:02,211 Fight the powers that be 964 00:39:02,213 --> 00:39:05,181 Now, the best stylist from each team 965 00:39:05,183 --> 00:39:08,751 will compete in a head-to-head challenge. 966 00:39:08,753 --> 00:39:10,753 You got this. 967 00:39:15,927 --> 00:39:19,128 [Nina Simone's "Take Care of Business" plays] 968 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:29,238 You know, it's been a while since I've exposed my... 969 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:34,711 my life, my art to anyone, Mr. Emerson. 970 00:39:34,713 --> 00:39:37,358 And it's very difficult for me. 971 00:39:38,016 --> 00:39:39,082 - [British accent] - My dearest. 972 00:39:39,084 --> 00:39:40,570 I-It's very difficult. 973 00:39:41,152 --> 00:39:45,955 My deepest desire is to know all of you, Miss Honeychurch. 974 00:39:45,957 --> 00:39:47,994 Every little bit of you. 975 00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:52,228 [Normal voice] Actually, I want to know all of you, Gladys. 976 00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:54,230 - [Electricity buzzing] - [Screams] 977 00:39:54,232 --> 00:39:55,998 Aah! Not Gladys. 978 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,468 We've been over this. Miss Honeychurch. 979 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:01,037 - [Electricity buzzing] - You can keep on shocking me, 980 00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:03,840 - but... - [Buzzing] 981 00:40:03,842 --> 00:40:07,176 Oh, oh! 982 00:40:07,178 --> 00:40:08,411 Aah! 983 00:40:08,413 --> 00:40:09,812 [Buzzing stops] 984 00:40:09,814 --> 00:40:13,783 In all my life, no one has touched me so close 985 00:40:13,785 --> 00:40:16,953 - I want to know all of you. - Nor made me feel so sweet 986 00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,287 - [Buzzing] - Aah! 987 00:40:18,289 --> 00:40:20,752 But you will reveal yourself to me, 988 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,326 all of you. 989 00:40:23,328 --> 00:40:25,928 Take it from me, take it from me 990 00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:28,264 This is destiny. 991 00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:29,866 Show me. 992 00:40:29,868 --> 00:40:37,407 [Vocalizing] 993 00:40:37,409 --> 00:40:43,279 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm 994 00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:47,617 [Music stops] [Thud] 995 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:50,353 [Normal voice] It's called "Woolly Knickers." 996 00:40:50,355 --> 00:40:53,656 It's constructed entirely from pubic hair collected 997 00:40:53,658 --> 00:40:57,397 at the Hernando Correctional Institute. 998 00:40:58,029 --> 00:41:00,263 It won me a MacArthur Genius Grant, 999 00:41:00,265 --> 00:41:02,632 but some douche critic called it 1000 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:06,569 a ludicrously conceived, pompously titled joke. 1001 00:41:09,374 --> 00:41:11,240 You hate it. 1002 00:41:11,242 --> 00:41:15,144 I don't know why I thought somebody like you would like it. 1003 00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:21,884 It's just so beautiful. 1004 00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:27,290 And then there were two. 1005 00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:30,460 Our last theme is Self Portrait. 1006 00:41:30,462 --> 00:41:33,596 Ladies, look deep inside yourself. 1007 00:41:33,598 --> 00:41:35,198 Who are you? 1008 00:41:39,204 --> 00:41:41,437 Woman: [Echoing] You're a hypocrite, Desna. 1009 00:41:44,642 --> 00:41:47,977 1010 00:41:52,584 --> 00:41:55,284 [Clock ticks] 1011 00:41:57,422 --> 00:41:58,921 1012 00:41:58,923 --> 00:42:02,425 [Heart thumping] 1013 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:11,133 Jennifer, this is making me very anxious. 1014 00:42:11,135 --> 00:42:12,568 I know, baby, she's gonna pull through. 1015 00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:13,528 She's gonna pull through. 1016 00:42:13,553 --> 00:42:15,905 - Watch, watch. - Okay. 1017 00:42:15,907 --> 00:42:17,240 Hey! 1018 00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:19,208 Come on, girl. You got this. 1019 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:20,376 You better get it. 1020 00:42:20,378 --> 00:42:22,478 Come on! Come on, girl. 1021 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,579 You got this! 1022 00:42:23,581 --> 00:42:25,081 Dean: It's okay, Desna, you can do it. 1023 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:28,150 - Polly: Yeah, we're right here. - We got you. 1024 00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:29,185 Who's better than you? 1025 00:42:29,187 --> 00:42:30,720 - Nobody. - Come on, Des. 1026 00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:32,021 [Cheering] 1027 00:42:32,023 --> 00:42:33,990 That's right! That's right. 1028 00:42:33,992 --> 00:42:35,992 Ann: Yes. 1029 00:42:35,994 --> 00:42:37,193 Whoo! All right! 1030 00:42:37,195 --> 00:42:38,628 Dean: Don't cry, Des. Don't cry. 1031 00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:41,464 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1032 00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:43,299 Whoo! 1033 00:42:43,301 --> 00:42:44,867 [Exhales sharply] 1034 00:42:44,869 --> 00:42:46,402 [Cheering] 1035 00:42:46,404 --> 00:42:48,271 Oh, she rolling up her sleeves now. 1036 00:42:48,273 --> 00:42:50,439 - Hey! - [Cheering] Yeah! 1037 00:42:50,441 --> 00:42:52,441 [Cheering] 1038 00:42:52,443 --> 00:42:55,611 - [Laughs] - Yes, babe! 1039 00:42:55,613 --> 00:42:57,246 Whoo, come on, now! 1040 00:42:57,248 --> 00:43:00,550 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1041 00:43:00,552 --> 00:43:03,886 Ooh, you got this. 1042 00:43:03,888 --> 00:43:07,623 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1043 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:14,130 Yes, yes, yes! 1044 00:43:14,132 --> 00:43:15,331 Yes she will! Come on, now! 1045 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,366 That's right, that's right! 1046 00:43:20,204 --> 00:43:23,072 [Clock ticks] 1047 00:43:23,074 --> 00:43:24,206 [Buzzer] 1048 00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:25,641 [Cheers and applause] 1049 00:43:31,006 --> 00:43:35,213 Ladies, can you please explain your work to the judges? 1050 00:43:35,267 --> 00:43:37,166 Of course. 1051 00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:40,903 My parents immigrated to this country with nothing, 1052 00:43:40,905 --> 00:43:44,107 and now I own my own business. 1053 00:43:44,109 --> 00:43:45,408 I'm proud of myself. 1054 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:47,076 My nails reflect my pride. 1055 00:43:47,078 --> 00:43:52,982 Like me, they are strong, female, and professional. 1056 00:43:52,984 --> 00:43:54,117 Thank you so much. 1057 00:43:54,119 --> 00:43:55,418 [Light applause] 1058 00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:58,054 And Desna, can you explain your nails? 1059 00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:00,990 [Sighs] 1060 00:44:00,992 --> 00:44:04,961 [Clears throat] 1061 00:44:04,963 --> 00:44:11,234 My life hasn't been easy, ever. 1062 00:44:11,236 --> 00:44:14,771 I watched people around me get the success I dreamed of, 1063 00:44:14,773 --> 00:44:17,473 and because of that, I made some mistakes. 1064 00:44:19,477 --> 00:44:22,779 But I got my brother, and I got my crew. 1065 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:31,821 And um, my nails... those nails are me. 1066 00:44:31,823 --> 00:44:37,366 They are chaotic, complicated, but loving. 1067 00:44:38,229 --> 00:44:40,063 Loved. 1068 00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:44,967 That's all I got. 1069 00:44:44,969 --> 00:44:46,803 Thank you. 1070 00:44:52,477 --> 00:44:57,480 And the winner of NailPalm 2017 1071 00:44:57,482 --> 00:45:03,119 and the $15,000 prize is... 1072 00:45:03,121 --> 00:45:04,253 Desna Simms! 1073 00:45:04,255 --> 00:45:07,890 - Oh! Me?! - [Cheers and applause] 1074 00:45:07,892 --> 00:45:10,827 Oh, my God! 1075 00:45:10,829 --> 00:45:12,762 [Cheering] 1076 00:45:19,904 --> 00:45:24,374 Oh, my God. 1077 00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:26,409 Oh, my God! 1078 00:45:26,411 --> 00:45:32,582 1079 00:45:32,584 --> 00:45:37,120 What... What... What are you doing here? 1080 00:45:37,122 --> 00:45:40,638 Can I interest you in a congratulatory drink? 1081 00:45:42,394 --> 00:45:44,961 I was gonna go celebrate with my girls, 1082 00:45:44,963 --> 00:45:47,812 but you're welcome to come with us. 1083 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,234 - I would love to. - Yeah? 1084 00:45:51,236 --> 00:45:52,435 This is for you. 1085 00:45:52,437 --> 00:45:54,303 Thank you. 1086 00:45:54,305 --> 00:45:55,538 I'm gonna introduce you. 1087 00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:58,074 They're gonna be weird, though, okay? 1088 00:45:58,076 --> 00:45:59,275 - Hey. - Hello. 1089 00:45:59,277 --> 00:46:00,743 Are those all your real teeth? 1090 00:46:00,745 --> 00:46:03,279 - They are beautiful. - [Laughs] 1091 00:46:03,281 --> 00:46:06,015 [Insects chirping] 1092 00:46:06,017 --> 00:46:08,985 Baby. 1093 00:46:08,987 --> 00:46:11,143 You gotta go to your art show. 1094 00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:13,689 You have to. 1095 00:46:13,691 --> 00:46:17,059 I mean, look at these creations. 1096 00:46:17,061 --> 00:46:19,595 They speak to the Goddamn human experience. 1097 00:46:19,597 --> 00:46:22,432 But how could I leave you? 1098 00:46:22,434 --> 00:46:24,033 Oh, I-I-I'll be fine. 1099 00:46:24,035 --> 00:46:26,235 You'll leave a little food by the bed, 1100 00:46:26,237 --> 00:46:30,506 and maybe extend the chain just an inch or two 1101 00:46:30,508 --> 00:46:32,356 so I can use the toilet. 1102 00:46:32,977 --> 00:46:34,177 [Sighs] 1103 00:46:34,179 --> 00:46:36,779 [British accent]I shall go to Art South Beach, 1104 00:46:36,781 --> 00:46:39,916 Mr. Emerson, with you as my muse. 1105 00:46:39,918 --> 00:46:42,051 I will show Jerry Salz 1106 00:46:42,053 --> 00:46:48,291 and those other poseurs what real art is. 1107 00:46:48,293 --> 00:46:52,061 I'm gonna run to the art store before it closes. 1108 00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:53,463 Supplies! 1109 00:46:53,465 --> 00:46:54,997 Supplies. 1110 00:46:54,999 --> 00:46:57,867 Hurry back! [Laughs] 1111 00:46:59,604 --> 00:47:01,304 [Beeps] 1112 00:47:01,306 --> 00:47:02,438 [Dials] 1113 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,240 [Phone ringing] 1114 00:47:06,945 --> 00:47:11,013 Who is this? Oh, Mr. Emerson! 1115 00:47:11,015 --> 00:47:16,118 You got me so riled up that I forgot my... my telephone. 1116 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,820 Screw the art store. 1117 00:47:17,822 --> 00:47:19,622 I'll go tomorrow. 1118 00:47:19,624 --> 00:47:21,457 - [Laughs] - [Sighs] 1119 00:47:21,459 --> 00:47:23,025 Thanks for dropping me off, Jennifer. 1120 00:47:23,027 --> 00:47:27,663 So, Virginia and I are going to go to South Beach together. 1121 00:47:27,665 --> 00:47:29,398 Uh, does your sister know? 1122 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,733 Well, not yet. 1123 00:47:30,735 --> 00:47:32,768 Here are the pencils your kids wanted. 1124 00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:35,505 That's those real-estate people? 1125 00:47:35,507 --> 00:47:37,106 Why'd you do that? 1126 00:47:37,108 --> 00:47:39,308 Yeah, they... they hurt me when I was little. 1127 00:47:39,310 --> 00:47:41,577 Desna said one day karma was gonna get them, 1128 00:47:41,579 --> 00:47:43,112 and karma did. 1129 00:47:43,162 --> 00:47:47,712 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0